About me

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Brief eines Tirolers an die Nasa



I write you, because you must help me.
I have seen your space shuttle in the television. In color.
An so came me the idea to make holidays in the world-room.

Alone. Without my crazy wife.
i am the Kraxlhuber. The Hofer Anderl was my Glock-Glock grandfather.
I stand on a very bad food with my wife.

Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a cirkle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapptail.

She wants that I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster.
I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Rua.

And so I want to make holidays on the moon. Without my bad half.
But I take a dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl.

So I want to book a flight in your next space-shuttle.
But please give me not an window please.
I would you kotz the rocket full, because I am not swindl free.
And no standing place, please.

And please do not tell my wife that I want to go alone.
She has a big Shrot-gun.
She would make a sieve from my ass.

I need not much comfort.
A nice double-room wit a bath and klo and heating and windows with look on the earth.
SO I can look through my far-glass and see my wife working on the potato field.
And I and my dog laugh us a branch. (HA;HA;HA)
We will kringel ourself before laughing (HA,HA,HA)

Is what los on the moon?
I need warm weather and I hope the sun always shines everyday.
This is very good for my frost-boils.

With friedly servus, your Kraxlhuber.



Oiso waunts woits kints ma jeda ziet a pn schreim.

Mit freundlichen Servus

Steffi