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THE MOST IMPORTANT CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:

- The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

- There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.






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